Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Do your ears hang low?

Do your eye sockets droop?
Do they wobble in your soup?
Can you tie them in a loop?
Can you wind them on a hoop?
Do your eye sockets droop?

Do your ears flip-flop?
Can you use them for a mop?
Are they smooth at the bottom?
Are they soft at the top?
Do your ears flip-flop?